The Chipmunks Go Marching Two by Two… (a funny camping story)

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Just a quick story for you this time.

A friend of ours is quick to tell anyone who listens why she doesn’t like camping. Seems when she was little, her big brother took her camping and she fell asleep eating raisins in her sleeping bag in the tent.

She woke in the middle of the night to a herd of chipmunks brazenly scurrying over her chest and head, stealing fallen raisins from her hair. Like a swarm of ants, except bigger and with teeth and laser eyes glaring at her, daring her to scream. It was like a PG version of Deliverance.

We are not sure how to end this story, so we’ve given a few alternatives:

  1. And that’s why you don’t take chipmunks camping.
  2. And that’s why you don’t eat in your tent.
  3. She’s lucky it wasn’t a family of bears.
  4. And that’s why raisins are evil.
  5. She’s lucky chipmunks don’t get rabies.
  6. And that’s why you don’t go camping.
  7. Kids…amiright?