Buy this giant clam pool float on Amazon.
A Glamping Queen needs her jewelry, even when on the river. Or be a mermaid. Whatever.
This adorable clam and pearl swim float is just perfect for your royal highness (or fishy-ness) in the pool, on the river, or just sitting on the ground or on the beach to keep your precious tail comfy cozy.
Rule all the camping lands with this.
Now go forth, hold court with your royal floatie float, and conquer.
And if this clam makes you feel too glam, you can always try some balance by wearing this I Pee In Pools trucker’s cap.