Ride on over to Amazon and buy the
Intex Inflat-A-Bull Inflatable Pool Toy Floatie.
We can’t NOT post this. We can’t help ourselves. It’s because we didn’t have cool things like this as kids, isn’t it?
This will provide both kids and adult campers with hours of challenging fun and summer pool games together.
Not to mention, this could be a great gateway to a drinking game. But only if there’s a sober lifeguard on duty, dudes. Oh, plus adults only. And a Paramedic standing by. And your campsite is in close proximity to a hospital.
You know what? Never mind that idea. Full stop.
Drink water. But not the pool or ocean or lake water.
- Be brave and enjoy a fun bull-riding experience on water with Intex Inflatable! Host competitions with family and friends and see how long you can stay mounted on the bull. (mounted, teehee)
- Designed with innovative photo-realistic printing technology. (You’ll be so scared that it’s a real bull that you’ll pee yourself in the pool, right?)
- Great swim accessory and game for pools, lakes, or rivers, camping, staycations, etc.
- Featuring: durable 17.5 gauge vinyl, 3 air chambers, durable grab handles. (they had us at grab handles)
- Dimensions: 96″ x 77″ x 32″ which is like 8′ x 6.5′ x 1.5′ (we think, but don’t quote us, we don’t do maths very well.)
- The recommended weight limit is under 340 pounds. (So that’s a nice, sturdy bull.)